Today, I accidentally sliced open my crush's hand at work while we were messing around on break. A month ago, I broke his brother's finger playing dodgeball. No wonder I'm still single; he must think I'm out to get his family. FML

by yoyyo / 11/07/2016 at 1:29am / United States (Kansas) / Love

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  • You might want to actually approach him about being in a relationship together before coming to this conclusion....

    #2 - On 11/07/2016 at 10:13am by Scotth901

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  • I hope you're not actually overthinking this

    #1 - On 11/07/2016 at 10:09am by HoboMeth

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