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By yoyyo - 07/11/2016 06:29 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I accidentally sliced open my crush's hand at work while we were messing around on break. A month ago, I broke his brother's finger playing dodgeball. No wonder I'm still single; he must think I'm out to get his family. FML

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Same thing different taste

By friendly_neighbourhood_psycho - 19/08/2011 22:47 - Sweden

Today, I was helping some friends put supplies in my crush's car for our picnic. His girlfriend cracked a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laughed and slammed the door shut. Now she has three broken fingers, and I have a reputation as a psychopath. FML

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Getting a head start on the Halloween look

By Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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The ole paper cut excuse

By alliwantisabandaid - 11/02/2011 08:27

Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML

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What? How? Why?

By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 22:01 - United States - Boise

Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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By 41k312 - 01/11/2016 05:03

Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 16:45 - United States

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

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By sharkgirl4 - 25/08/2014 16:17 - United States - Rialto

Today, I was trying to fix a broken desk fan. I'd taken the guard off and was trying to unscrew the blades, when my roommate decided it'd be funny to plug it in. The blades sliced into my thumb. I need stitches, and he still thinks it's hilarious. FML

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Scotth901 22

Monday 7 November 2016 16:13

You might want to actually approach him about being in a relationship together before coming to this conclusion....

HoboMeth 33

Monday 7 November 2016 16:09

I hope you're not actually overthinking this

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HoboMeth 33

Monday 7 November 2016 16:09

I hope you're not actually overthinking this

Scotth901 22

Monday 7 November 2016 16:13

You might want to actually approach him about being in a relationship together before coming to this conclusion....

KingKralj 31

Monday 7 November 2016 16:14

Beware OP, he's using that as an excuse to get to your family. Watch your back.

Tripartita 44

Monday 7 November 2016 17:01

How romantic slicing a crush's hand open is depends entirely on how much you're like Mads Mikkelsen, the person who portrayed NBC's Hannibal. You'd better start wearing a suit and speaking with a Danish accent just to be safe.

ad1836 19

Tuesday 8 November 2016 4:44

Mads Mikkelsen is awesome !

floup_fml 13

Monday 7 November 2016 17:12

who are you? Supergirl? Learn to control your power. Normal people don't just break fingers by accident

LordGiblett 26

Monday 7 November 2016 17:32

Or superman, you never know

majesticous 29

Monday 7 November 2016 18:16

Lol, I'm sorry OP. I feel so bad for laughing at this, seems so familiar.

Bearsmomma 30

Wednesday 9 November 2016 8:27

Familiar here too. Only for me, it wasn't a crush (for him it was... Hahaha, his finger got crushed). Just a friend and coworker. I felt awful. It seemed I was always causing him minor injuries. I'm clumsy and he got too close. Oops.

interesting33 36

Monday 7 November 2016 19:04

You sounds pretty close to him actually. I mean you mess about with him and you play with his brother. You may be in there with a shot

hellnosucka 27

Monday 7 November 2016 19:40

I like your revenge method: one finger at a time.

DonULFonso 22

Monday 7 November 2016 20:44

Well, are you?

zburdick420 7

Tuesday 8 November 2016 12:16

You sure this crush of yours isn't really your brother? Being from Kansas and all. nothing wrong with a little brotherly love. just don't ever go out west.