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By Anonymous - 31/05/2016 11:39 - Australia - Perth

Today while cutting onions, my girlfriend took the opportunity to mock me for crying, being the joking type I quickly replied with "Yeah onions to me is like alcohol to you". She told me that was the last straw and got all of her stuff and left. FML
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smallandroid 26

She mocks you and expects you to take it, and when you dish it back she leaves? Sounds like you dodged a bullet, OP.

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C8H18 33

This could be a good thing. Now you can find someone with a sense of humor!

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smallandroid 26

She mocks you and expects you to take it, and when you dish it back she leaves? Sounds like you dodged a bullet, OP.

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smallandroid 26

She mocks you and expects you to take it, and when you dish it back she leaves? Sounds like you dodged a bullet, OP.

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gijojo_fml 9

Sounds like she just wanted a reason to leave be careful she might say she left cause u abused her

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C8H18 33

This could be a good thing. Now you can find someone with a sense of humor!

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C8H18 33

This could be a good thing. Now you can find someone with a sense of humor!

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C8H18 33

This could be a good thing. Now you can find someone with a sense of humor!

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C8H18 33

This could be a good thing. Now you can find someone with a sense of humor!

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JasonThorn 19

Sounds like the problem resolved itself.

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