Love: Today, I was visiting my cousin after moving back to town to... - FML

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By SadSam - 05/05/2016 03:44 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I was visiting my cousin after moving back to town to be with my boyfriend whom I've been with for 3 years. This women walked past and my cousin told me about all the nasty things she does in public with anyone and everyone. Whose car rolls up and picks her up at 11 pm? My boyfriend's. FML

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False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 5 May 2016 13:19

Start packing again. I'd be dumping that douche canoe so fast he'd get dizzy!

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Thursday 5 May 2016 18:50

Being unfaithful is the new black, guys.

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False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 5 May 2016 13:19

Start packing again. I'd be dumping that douche canoe so fast he'd get dizzy!

SubparAtBest 23

Thursday 5 May 2016 18:50

Being unfaithful is the new black, guys.

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