Love: Today, I got rejected with the exact phrase, "it could work out,... - FML

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By burgerkingaka - 30/04/2016 01:30 - United States - Fulton

Today, I got rejected with the exact phrase, "it could work out, it's just the fact I'm a flaming lesbian." FML

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tigersman1c 19

Sunday 1 May 2016 21:31

wow that's really sad and funny. sorry for your pain

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tigersman1c 19

Sunday 1 May 2016 21:31

wow that's really sad and funny. sorry for your pain

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