Love: Today I was in the movie theaters, my crush happened to be there.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 20:36

Today I was in the movie theaters, my crush happened to be there. My crush turned around and looked at me. He smiled,winked and bit his lip. I smiled and puckered my lips. He looked at me weird, I turned around and my best friend was sitting there. FML

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Dragonstorm786 17

Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:23

That really sucks. I would hate that, but I would back off just to maintain my friendship. Keep your chin up, though, you'll find someone else, OP!

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Dragonstorm786 17

Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:23

That really sucks. I would hate that, but I would back off just to maintain my friendship. Keep your chin up, though, you'll find someone else, OP!

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