Today, I took a girl to a sushi restaurant for our first date. She insisted she's had sushi before, but I had to watch her struggle with the chopsticks for a few minutes before mercifully asking the waitress for a fork. She then ate a fork full of wasabi, thinking it was guacamole. I think there won't be a second date. FML

by John_Elvis / 04/08/2016 at 11:30pm / United States (Indiana) / Love

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  • Maybe she was too shy to say that she hadn't? Some girls don't want to disappoint guys sometimes, so maybe she said yes because she knew you liked sushi?

    #2 - On 04/09/2016 at 2:30pm by katelng09

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  • At least she didn't mistake the wasabi for pistachio ice cream :P

    #1 - On 04/09/2016 at 2:30pm by george_s_4

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