Today, my ex told me about how much the person she left me for loves the lingerie I bought her. FML
by Anon E. Mouse / 09/15/2015 at 7:47am / United States (Maine) / Love
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The only thing you can do is tell her it makes her look fat.
#2 - On 09/15/2015 at 12:49pm by metallica_wins
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Tell her how well you looked in it, too. That'll creep her out really well!
#6 - On 09/15/2015 at 12:50pm by Rkikkas9713
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