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Today, my new boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. He started whispering in my ear, but I couldn't understand him. He pushed me away and ignored me the rest of the night. Apparently it's a huge turn-off that I can't talk dirty in Klingon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42961) - you deserved it (4940)

On 08/28/2014 at 12:34am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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wow. to reject sex because someone doesn't speak Klingon... that's some deep loyalty.

#4 - On 08/28/2014 at 1:30pm by hellraisedfire

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your boyfriend sounds like he has some very odd fetishes...

#2 - On 08/28/2014 at 1:29pm by isabelf

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