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Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned "The bitch on the pot." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43530) - you deserved it (16541)

On 08/19/2014 at 2:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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You asked for it. Now all those other women will be jealous and beg their husbands to do the same. I never knew relationships had to be cookie-cutter identical.

#5 - On 08/19/2014 at 5:05pm by Welshite

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Time to get revenge I think.

#1 - On 08/19/2014 at 5:03pm by sometimessam

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