Today, I asked my husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought for a few moments, then said, "Uh, you shit quietly." FML
I agree, your life sucks (34226) - you deserved it (5690)
On 08/17/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by ugh thanks - United States (Ohio)
bad birthdays's life also sucksToday, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my…
jayswizzle89 also deserved itToday, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked…
What more could a guy ask for?!
#1 - On 08/17/2014 at 4:30pm by flufee2
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Well that's because girls don't poop. Duh
#2 - On 08/17/2014 at 4:30pm by Liamj774
+175 | 24
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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