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Today, I began to sign "I love you" to my boyfriend from across the room. I ended up just poking myself in the eye. FML

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On 08/16/2014 at 2:20am - love - by Hopeless romantic (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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I can picture it happened like this:
• you made eye contact with eachother
• you smiled at him
• while smiling you slowly poked your eye
• he was confused

#3 - On 08/16/2014 at 10:10am by jerryj

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P-p-p-pokerface

#2 - On 08/16/2014 at 10:09am by biasedshooter

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