Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML
by ragingwaffles / 08/13/2014 at 12:25am / United States (California) / Love
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well thats one way to make an impression.
#1 - On 08/13/2014 at 6:12am by kyuubi1
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And it's times like this you are so glad it was just a date. FYL, at least you don't have to see them again.
#2 - On 08/13/2014 at 6:13am by nomtard
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