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Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39525) - you deserved it (6111)

On 08/10/2014 at 12:42pm - love - by painedandpissed (woman) - United States (California)

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So basically he wants to be in a relationship 3/4 of the month smh

#2 - On 08/10/2014 at 2:40pm by azyjazy713

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That sucks OP, move on quick

#4 - On 08/10/2014 at 2:40pm by Fatfairygoth

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