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Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML

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On 06/19/2014 at 5:05pm - love - by Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you. (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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At least your wife found it funny :) congratulations on your wedding!

#1 - On 06/20/2014 at 4:06am by NopeFuckThat

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And the award for the best father goes to.

#2 - On 06/20/2014 at 4:07am by Nilorak

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