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Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47652) - you deserved it (8831)

On 05/31/2014 at 11:05am - love - by wendtinmypants (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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I hate when that happens. At least when I'm doing it on purpose I can fart a catchy tune.

#1 - On 05/31/2014 at 3:14pm by TheDrifter

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Well, if she's the kind of girlfriend that you can be comfortable and goofy with, she'll laugh and jokingly hold it against you. Haha I wouldn't worry about it too much :p

#2 - On 05/31/2014 at 3:15pm by FieryBeach

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