By wendtinmypants - 31/05/2014 15:05 - United States - Omaha
Same thing different taste
Don't answer
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Thanks dad…
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Gassy
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Blame the pooch
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Close quarters
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She should be more impressed than grossed out, four minutes is a long time;)
I got the acoustics updated for my toilet in case that ever happens
Maybe you should put your phone in your front pocket?
OP, ask Snookums to post this audio on YouTube and then update FML.
You farted for four minutes?
Everyone passes gas. Its not as if you farted in her face. Accident. I wouldn't say FYL though. Ive heard my boyfriend do worse and just laughed. No biggie
Could be worse, you could've had a fart marathon during sex
I don't understand this. Were you sitting on the toilet with your pants pulled up or was your phone attached to your ass cheeks while you sat on the toilet?
i think he butt dialed her and then pulled the pants down to take a dump.
Hahahaha this is awesome brilliant
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I hate when that happens. At least when I'm doing it on purpose I can fart a catchy tune.
I thought that was "shitty situation".