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Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away. After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight. She then slipped and cut her shin open. I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER, where her parents, whom I'd never met, were waiting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47848) - you deserved it (4197)

On 05/29/2014 at 7:46pm - love - by jonchavez - United States (Kentucky)

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Hey, loom on the bright side! To her you're probably like her hero

#7 - On 05/30/2014 at 2:36am by lex1459

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Sounds like a good story to tell friends, could be a funny story if you ever end up dating

#4 - On 05/30/2014 at 2:34am by energizerbunny23

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