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Today, I went on a date. As I hugged him, I felt tingles. As a big believer in clichés, I thought it was the tingles of falling in love. Turns out, it was my allergic reaction to his cologne. I now look like I burned my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40981) - you deserved it (4769)

On 03/15/2014 at 3:35am - love - by Burning Love - United States (Arizona)

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At least he didn't ask you if his handkerchief smelled like chloroform.

#5 - On 03/15/2014 at 10:57am by rhysfucker

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This girl is on fire.

#6 - On 03/15/2014 at 10:58am by NoMore_CoolNames

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