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Today, I went shopping for a wedding dress at a fancy store. The proprietor took one look at me, said they don't have any dresses large enough for me, and asked me to leave. No wonder my self-confidence is in the gutter. FML

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I was treated very badly when I bought my dress. I called the headquarters and told them I would call the news and they gave me my dress for free.

#2 - On 03/15/2014 at 12:20am by katiepda

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She's probably just jealous because she's not getting married. Always a wedding dress seller, never a wearer.

#5 - On 03/15/2014 at 12:21am by kidclarke

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