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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41766) - you deserved it (7452)

On 02/25/2014 at 11:59am - love - by jill (woman) - United States (Utah)

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Mentioning your sister probably got his gear box running.

#4 - On 02/25/2014 at 8:02pm by woainishamu

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bite his dick

#1 - On 02/25/2014 at 7:58pm by Crazc

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