Today, I proudly informed my grandma that I now have a girlfriend. My grandpa overheard and said how surprising that was, given how expensive blowup dolls are. He and my grandma then both laughed out loud. FML
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Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML
Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
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Top comments
mclauren29 22
I think it's great they have a sense of humour, be grateful they are still willing to have fun!
AnOriginalName 19
Hey, I would laugh too. It's a funny joke. On another note, how/why does your grandpa know how expensive blow-up dolls are?
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Comments (76)
mclauren29 22
I think it's great they have a sense of humour, be grateful they are still willing to have fun!
tunti 11
Old people have the best sense of humor!
applebramble 22
Bad grandpa!
AnOriginalName 19
Hey, I would laugh too. It's a funny joke. On another note, how/why does your grandpa know how expensive blow-up dolls are?
kumarina 35
Yeah, is curious how you grandpa knows, but it was kind of funny
cryssycakesx3 22
it's not a crucial piece of information to make such a joke
CallMeMcFeelii 13
I don't know the exact price of blow up dolls, but I guarantee they're cheaper than an actual girlfriend! Haha..
AnOriginalName 19
#46, almost anything is cheaper than a girlfriend! And that's why I'm single. Yup, the only reason why I don't have a girlfriend....
Llama_Face89 33
Shots fired
1947Chevy 17
I call your bluff #46
cakefete2 30
Even with the rising cost of rubber?
Welshite 39
Blowup dolls make the best girlfriends. They will always love you.
JMichael 25
And they never say no!
MrSassypants 33
My doll did say no once. Then it popped itself. Guess I got to see if my hand is still single, but probably not. Don't tell my hand I said it but, it's a bit slutty. Just jerking about everyone off, except me.
Capt_Colorz 8
But dolls won't make u a sandwich after!!
jkmartinjk 16
^ Soooo... you give lots of handjobs?
MrSassypants 33
Yeah.
cakefete2 30
Duh, sassypants is a handy man.
random_cashmere 25
Old people can be mean, OP
gmian 34
Nah, his grandparents just have a great sense of humor.
Damned_Architect 25
Aren't Grandparents supposed to be supportive and kind, not mean and cruel?
MortenM 17
Maybe, but great sense of humor is what should be focused on here. Don't be a dick about a hilarious set of grand parents
cryssycakesx3 22
having a sense of humor doesn't make them mean and cruel
KimmyCupZ 21
That's stereotyping, #5.
eternal_malaise 10
Good luck with the girlfriend but you should think twice about introducing her to your grandparents.
cryssycakesx3 22
maybe just once so they can see she's real
H4IL2TH3V 8
Make sure they know prior that she is just shy when you bring her to dinner. lol dont want them to think she is rude.
aire101 16
She will never know why they call her 'Doll'...
israelnotjacob 20
Tell them its better than either of them were able to do.
iAlissa 34
That is so disrespectful, especially given that I'm 99% sure his grandfather was joking.
TXFernwoods 26
You have an awesome Grandpa.
BlackPanther19 11
Your grandparents have a good sense of humor. Be greatful
armonicavita 13
At Least your grandparents have a sense of humor :)