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Today, I proudly informed my grandma that I now have a girlfriend. My grandpa overheard and said how surprising that was, given how expensive blowup dolls are. He and my grandma then both laughed out loud. FML


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On 02/15/2014 at 6:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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I think it's great they have a sense of humour, be grateful they are still willing to have fun!

#1 - On 02/15/2014 at 8:17pm by mclauren29

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Hey, I would laugh too. It's a funny joke.

On another note, how/why does your grandpa know how expensive blow-up dolls are?

#2 - On 02/15/2014 at 8:17pm by AnOriginalName

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