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Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML

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On 02/09/2014 at 2:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Wow what a asshole... He needs to learn a few things in life

#1 - On 02/09/2014 at 7:41pm by Marty20612

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Kick his ass to the curb.

#2 - On 02/09/2014 at 7:41pm by Musiclover1482

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