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Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flirting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, because I'm taken. When I proudly told my boyfriend, he said, "What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40921) - you deserved it (8315)

On 02/03/2014 at 3:11pm - love - by Can't Believe It. - United States (Pennsylvania)

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He is a keeper OP.

#1 - On 02/03/2014 at 6:43pm by magicman13

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Why reject him in a dream? Dreams are the one place where we can do whatever the hell we want.

#4 - On 02/03/2014 at 6:44pm by mattjamt

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