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Today, me and my girlfriend were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint? She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12 inch ham sub. FML


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On 05/20/2009 at 1:37am - love - by Richie (man) - United States (Ohio)

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should have gotten the meatball marinara, then it's worth it.

#5 - On 05/20/2009 at 6:08am by BussellRishop

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yeh thats kind of sad not gonna lie...
maybe yur ham wasnt good enough for her

#2 - On 05/20/2009 at 6:07am by hsdffk

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