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Today, me and my girlfriend were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint? She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12 inch ham sub. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50073) - you deserved it (3061)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:37am - love - by Richie (man) - United States (Ohio)

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should have gotten the meatball marinara, then it's worth it.

#5 - On 05/20/2009 at 6:08am by BussellRishop

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I swear this is a repost... >.>

#16 - On 05/20/2009 at 7:33am by sbarre1

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