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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48081) - you deserved it (11043)

On 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

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Well, she's an idiot... I think you're better off. Why was she looking through your hard drive anyway?

#2 - On 01/28/2014 at 5:18am by Zarcissa

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Rookie mistake, always clear search history or change the folder name to anything but "porn".

#3 - On 01/28/2014 at 5:19am by jgwyh

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