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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45920) - you deserved it (3545)

On 01/05/2014 at 2:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

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Cross it off so you don't have to look at it.

#1 - On 01/05/2014 at 7:02pm by emirie

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Damn, lifetime is a day for hoes

#2 - On 01/05/2014 at 7:03pm by golden_warrior

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