Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
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Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
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Top comments
emirie 21
Cross it off so you don't have to look at it.
golden_warrior 23
Damn, lifetime is a day for hoes
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Comments (64)
emirie 21
Cross it off so you don't have to look at it.
breakinlegs 19
Put a Seahawks sticker over it, I'll mail you one.
TheCrispyCat 20
*Colts
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Here we go with the Sports Teams arguments.
perdix 31
#30, put on a Redskins sticker and you'll get so many Pity *****, your arm will never "heal."
FangirlingAlways 14
Sucks for you OP! Atleast you didn't get a tattoo about her.
shaytards_fml 9
_^ your pic is beautiful
incoherentrmblr 22
Talk about adding insult to injury...
coxenator1105 9
put a montreal canadiens sticker on it
gms0113 8
she's 12
golden_warrior 23
Damn, lifetime is a day for hoes
abhi95 31
This has got to be the most profound statement in the world.. LOL
thatnucca 36
Sorry... Love hurts sometimes...
LeahLampi 11
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will cripple my unstable and heavily dependant level of self worth. Sorry to hear that OP! It gets better!
HatemyLife32 15
That what big black permanent markers are for. I know write "lying bitch" over top of her words
Gittoh 21
paint it over with some cool graffiti : )
mpj13 8
Broken bones and heart? Sucks man.
Vidrill 22
Don't worry OP, I will draw a hot chick over it for ya!
Welshite 40
Yeah...those yellow feathers and that hot beak. Mhmm.
Vidrill 22
I was thinking more like hot... like his next girlfriend will surely be when girls see my badass drawing!
masterof1 7
You should date op
Dom_Olivares 12
You might need to cut off your arm..jk but you deserve better man!
volkener12 1
I never really understood how some people can just flip the switch like that. Hang in there buddy, it'll get better.
GhostChickens 17
Draw over her words. Draw a picture of yourself with a crown and a cape on for a quick self-esteem boost.
angelitared 27
Sharpie. Write out loud!
metheonlyb 17
I gave you an upvote only because you are cute! :)