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Today, I met a great guy at the bar, and we went back to my place. He left before I woke up, leaving a badly-scrawled note saying, "Gone to work, call me!" I couldn't make out the number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37504) - you deserved it (6885)

On 12/18/2013 at 12:01pm - love - by whereismyprince? - Canada (Alberta)

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You better figure it out!!! With hand writing like that you may have a Doctor on your hands!

#2 - On 12/18/2013 at 4:53pm by kurodansei

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Plot twist: he meant to make the note illegible.

#5 - On 12/18/2013 at 4:55pm by uoeno

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