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Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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On 11/29/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by holy sleet (man) - United States (New York)

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Yeah....attempted risky move on unsuspecting loved one with no prior practice before hand. Brilliant. :p

#1 - On 11/29/2013 at 8:02pm by Dracoboxer357

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As someone who's had this happen to them before - guys, please don't. No matter how cute or romantic you think it'll be, before you try that awesome move you saw in a movie, just ask yourself what's the worst that could happen? Then ask yourself how strong and coordinated you are. Then ask yourself how coordinated your girlfriend is. Once you've done all that, then - and only then - may you proceed, at your own risk, with the utmost care and caution.

#12 - On 11/29/2013 at 8:23pm by evilplatypus

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