Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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Top comments
NinjaFood 13
You deserve better OP. He sounds like an ass
raininginseattle 9
Now he'll be your long distance douche bag.
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Comments (131)
NinjaFood 13
You deserve better OP. He sounds like an ass
JesterJosh 5
Now wait, I've heard of people misleading others about their looks. So maybe OP lied or mislead about how she looked. Just saying. . .
HKCgrimmjow 15
With you on this one, girls really like Photoshop
Aleys_fml 21
"uglier than he remembered" implies that he had seen her before.
commonlogicz42 6
46-seems op is a male.
commonlogicz42 6
And from what I gather, a little butt hurt.
Aleys_fml 21
Oops I didn't even notice that
NinjaFood 13
Oops, I meant she
touch_phobia 13
he.
NinjaFood 13
Oh shoot sorry. Typed before I actually processed what I was typing. HE*
commonlogicz42 6
To hell with the lot of you. A gay dude, being butt hurt. Stuck up turds. Get over yourselves youre here to laugh at others. This aint club sympathy.
raininginseattle 9
Now he'll be your long distance douche bag.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
How would that work? I don't think gals would like driving across state just to clean out their nether region.. Unless perhaps that's the best douche around and they don't feel comfortable using the douches around town. Hmm.. I'll ponder this over for a minute..
DKjazz 20
A long-distance douche bag is the best kind of douche bag.
NotAddictive 6
Long distance EX douche bag
Soloman212 28
No, he's still a douche bag.
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
I'm only favoriting this FML because of this comment.
natheitz 23
It's called aging
Tall_Enough 10
yea, you really age a lot in 8 months.
Pleonasm 36
You age about 8 months, yes.
Robbieisadowg 16
#26 You sir, are a genius.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I don't know fellas, maybe OP let himself go or went on an 8 month meth binge. If you'd go on an 8 month meth ride by the time you're finished an 18 year old would look like 50 year old. Stop smoking meth, OP. It's bad, very, very bad.
Odis12 11
Well if he was doing meth before, I'd hate to see what he does when he's depressed after all of this.
greeneyebeauty9 28
You dodged a bullet there. He seems like an asshole to me.
speakersboom 19
that boy needs to tested for alzhimers. I bet you're beautiful :) don't let one dick ruin your day.
WelcomeToAndale 13
Why do people say this? You've never met OP, they could be horrifically ugly for all you know.
jakeisawesome94 1
Glad someone said it.
Alicestraza 33
#82 yeah why be nice and reassuring when you can just be a dick..
sxychik 4
Are you ******* serious 82? Your comment made me so mad that it actually drove me to the point in logging into my ancient account just to tell you how much of an asshole you are. Every single person is beautiful in their own way. Not everyone is a shallow dick like you or the OP's ex.
addioty 19
82, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. There's no certain mold of beautiful.
speakersboom 19
THAT'S why, #82. Because there will always be at least on person in the world that sees you as beautiful. They could be the person closest to you, or someone who happened to pass you on the street and took a second look because they HAD to see that beauty just one more time before they went on with their day, a little bit happier than before.
Insanemf18 12
How do you know that they"re not ugly to you though you said you bet their beautiful so tell me you've never seen them you know km nothing of their personality or history But they're beautiful to you?
awkwardloveannie 28
he told you that? he could've said he didn't want a long distance relationship or something, you deserve better so don't worry about that a-hole
RedPillSucks 33
Wow. "Uglier" implies he thought you were ugly to begin with. You don't need that shit.
Rainhawk94 27
He must be so good looking right
CVTTRVN 19
False. He has the face of a complete douche bag who needs a chainsaw shoved down his throat.
Rainhawk94 27
...do you guys not notice that i was implying that who is he to judge op's looks when he himself has flaws smh
JackStone96 4
You don't need an ass like him. Go out there and find yourself a new guy. There are plenty of guys who will treat you better than he did. I bet there are even some in your area too!
MysticMonkey 9
I'm sure he's Johnny Depp.
Sports_guy3 28
How does that even make sense?
Rainhawk94 27
She's implying that who is he to judge her appearance
Rainhawk94 27
He's*