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Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59296) - you deserved it (8930)

On 11/27/2013 at 11:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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You deserve better OP. He sounds like an ass

#1 - On 11/27/2013 at 1:01pm by NinjaFood

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Now he'll be your long distance douche bag.

#2 - On 11/27/2013 at 1:02pm by raininginseattle

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