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Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized me from our New Year's party last year. She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain for breaking her son's heart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44000) - you deserved it (10222)

On 11/26/2013 at 3:00pm - love - by Amanda (woman) - United States

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I wonder what OP did at that party?

#1 - On 11/26/2013 at 5:16pm by MateRicks

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I see you're getting a head start on next summer's beach body.

#4 - On 11/26/2013 at 5:16pm by ninety

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