By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
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ViRepz 28

Lead him to the bedroom, get him naked, tie him up to the bed, then tell him the same thing =)

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cheshirecat13242 32

Psyche!! That makes it ok..right?

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Elliotkitty 13

Her boyfriend is a Dick face for doing that.

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MidnaLink 33

#28 That just means you're one of those idiots who'd do exactly the same thing.

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SarcasticShade 16

This is the part where OP kicks him in the nuts for being an enormous douchebag.

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niallo 23

Wait until he asks for real and OP doesn't believe him.

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demon_child666 5

You would you prick

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MidnaLink 33

Ed... I've got two words... don't breed.

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zomgbies 17

Ed you're as useless as OPs (hopefully ex) toolbag

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gremlin_bros 19

I think I'd would have beaten his ass if I were you!

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Nothing like resorting to violence instead of trying to communicate with words, right?

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AnOriginalName 19

But sometimes, #51, violence communicates so much more than words ever could.

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Javier6597 19

Like my gf telling my she loves me by slapping the **** out of me

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ClashParody 21

Cold feet, maybe? First thought I had was maybe he WAS proposing, and when OP didn't immediately say yes, he went the "JUST KIDDING" route. Never having proposed before, I can only imagine how nerve-wracking it must be.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

That's just messed up. Clearly he's not ready to actually get married.

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Goomy 6

Well duh if he's not proposing of course he's not ready

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ViRepz 28

Lead him to the bedroom, get him naked, tie him up to the bed, then tell him the same thing =)

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deceivedandlied 19

You have an evil, sick and twisted mind. I like it. I vote that she does what you suggested.

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strike2867 13

Maybe she did and this is his response...

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Schiffy 18

I think something similar happened in Two and a Half Men....

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jessamaryann 25

then just leave him there while you go watch greys anatomy or something!

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Don't just suggest sex. If you really want to see him regret his actions tell him you were thinking of having a threesome.

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nitant 13

I logged in just to give you a rep up!!

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jordanlite 16

Good advice, except she should dump his immature ass.

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anon_e_m00se 8

You don't even have to tie him to the bed. Get on your knees (just like he did), unzip his pants, get him nice and ready (perhaps even well into it), and at the last minute before your mouth makes contact ... end with "HAH, JUST KIDDING", and walk away.

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Pepsiisbae 15

#120 i was thinking go to dinner and a movie with your girls have fun while hes tied to the bed tell him next time he pulls that crap youll do that again and shove the bed in the ocean!

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Waredo_Dyrge 11

My guess is that he's an immature douchebag.

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Jonny_Blaze0017 26

I agree 100%. Surely he could have seen how that'd turn out

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ballplaya52 10

He sounds immature. You can do better, OP.

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eddeeezzyy 19

I honestly don't think OP should dump him just yet. Yes, it was a cruel joke, but this was only one time. Would you really want that one time to ruin the whole relationship, especially since they've done a lot together? (Considering the fact he was explaining of how they met, etc.) However, if he were to keep on acting like a child, then I would say for OP to leave his ass.

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kellyem2 20

I hope you smacked him.

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