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Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56685) - you deserved it (5215)

On 11/22/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Lead him to the bedroom, get him naked, tie him up to the bed, then tell him the same thing =)

#5 - On 11/22/2013 at 11:11pm by ViRepz

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That's a mean joke :'(

#1 - On 11/22/2013 at 11:09pm by Bloink

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