Today, my sister introduced our parents to her new boyfriend. He's my boyfriend, and he told me he was going to be out of state for a few weeks on business. FML
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I feel like my post didn't have enough information. No, my sister did not know we were together. I had not introduced him to my family yet. Yes, I did break up with him. No, I did not feel bad about it. Yes, my sister ended it with him after I told her what was going on.
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MattAttack12 10
*plot twist*
rich443 22
Jerry Jerry Jerry
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MattAttack12 10
*plot twist*
SmuggletheBudgie 15
*Dramatic music*
evan_7899 28
*Fade to black after shocking line*
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
... You are NOT the father! Ahem oops wrong show!? Hmm maybe not actually as it could be later on... To be continued... =)
JMichael 25
Plot twist, OP's mom is also dating him.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
*Plot twist* So is her father.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
*plot twist* gangbang. :/
feven 32
This is a real fml. Dang.
rich443 22
Jerry Jerry Jerry
\ 28
Or Wilkos! Wilkos! Wilkos!
AnOriginalName 19
"You said you would be out of town for business. The test results showed... That this was a lie."
RainbowShine_fml 18
*audience is going wild*
evan_7899 28
Every black lady is going "Mmmmhm damn right honey"
evan_7899 28
Every black lady is going "mmmhm damn right honey!"
zomgbies 17
*Both girls proceed to stomp the hell out of the guy while Steve insults his manhood*
daniel_dd31 13
*after finding out the results one sister flashes the crowd to receive Jerry beads*
elnorris14 19
booda_shun do you mean Steve! Steve! Steve! ??
gc327072 30
Nah 45 I think he means threadjack threadjack threadjack.
thatkid00117 16
If you hurry you could probably buy the rights to that plot for a romantic comedy
Welshite 39
A romantic comedy usually has everything working out perfectly with everyone happy. I don't see how this could end well.
Hesher 19
After a series of hijinks, both the OP and her sister realize that the boyfriend is a douche and that it was stupid of them to let a boy get between their bond. It's a film about women empowerment and the comaraderie between siblings.
thatkid00117 16
^hurry up op, people are catching on
evan_7899 28
I've already submitted my form to own that scene. I'm gonna make millions
hornetnation 9
I'm in film school, I could help film it! :-)
Littlelee240 11
On the bright side, he probably won't stay with her long either.
Cass_x 22
ohmygod. dump him (if you haven't done that already). btw, did your sister know he is/was your boyfriend? if so, get revenge on her
Osyx 20
I guess that solved it self since he's with her sister right now that jerk. Hope his "gun" backfires...
TheWreckingBall 8
I think a sincere apology is better than getting revenge.
johnpaisley 6
No offense but you text ratchetly
skyttlz 32
Ratchetly.
cmchewy 15
Hopefully now he's an ex to both of you girls.
sassypants93 17
Well now you all know. It's time for that sister fantasy to come true!
HunterMark 14
You mean ex-boyfriend, right?
Kevlar_burrito 6
Why is this down voted? People on here are dumb
Wakachulak 22
Because that joke became lame the second time it was used.
DocBastard 38
Didn't Seinfeld teach you anything? If the roommate swap was difficult, the sister swap is absolutely impossible!
apu_nahasapeemap 10
Time to suggest a ménage à trois!
imchacon22 19
How'd your sister not know you were dating him?!
kyu_Q 19
Because OP never brought him home or introduced him to her family.