Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
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Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
One last thing…
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Happy now?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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ThorPowaa 19
Baby come back!
RoseBlack123 37
Then it's probably for the best, because it was never gonna work out after all
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ThorPowaa 19
Baby come back!
JME0058 8
You can blame it all on me
blaherman 12
any kind of fool could see!
Teyros 24
But the cat came back the very next day... *Drills that tune into your head from your childhood*
Sports_guy3 28
I've waited 3 years for this FML. ---------------------------------------- I forgot what I was gonna say.
Sports_guy3 28
What's wrong with you? Your dad's condom.
crunchmunchkin 13
The Pokemon theme song was more fun.
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At least OP has his work cut out for him.
Sports_guy3 28
To the author: Your dad's condom.
perdix 29
I want ribs, now!
SmuggletheBudgie 15
Why 35 WHY!?
grunt_fml 17
Damm! Damm! Dadi Da DAMM!
phoughto 5
1877 cars for kids...
kittykat1501 31
35 wat
RoseBlack123 37
Then it's probably for the best, because it was never gonna work out after all
swaggalikethat 22
Or maybe she just wasn't ready to hear that. Too soon Op :'(
vipirius 18
Classic Schmosby.
letmehavemytea 21
Don't say I love you on the first date, Ted.
JennaNGood 21
Clearly she didn't deserve you? Honestly just sounds like a bitch anyways..
Welshite 39
No it's not clear whether one deserved the other. I don't know about you, but I'd rather my partner tell me s/he loves me and it be a true heartfelt emotion. I don't expect (and don't want) it to be said simply as a response to my own profession unless it was honest.
fakedsincerity 32
how can you judge that? maybe he said it after an hour of dating. not enough info to tell.
fakedsincerity 32
true, 94. I don't think it makes her a bitch like 3 said. maybe just too immature for a relationship.
SuperMew 22
Op could be a creeper. Also, people deal with things differently. She could have been trying to break up with him and didn't want to be the one to break his heart by telling him "I don't love you sorry."
Welshite 39
There's nothing wrong with you. I hate pointing out the obvious, but if she doesn't reciprocate the feelings, then there is no reason to force her. It's best to end it.
MikeonFML 17
Honestly love can develop, it may come on at different times for each person. I wouldn't say "just end it" if she doesn't love him yet. Though it does depend on how long they've been together for sure.
boom_bitch 3
If she ran away, I don't think she is going to reciprocate the feelings anytime soon.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
we don't know how long they've been dating so no true response can be given until op let's us know the time length of their relationship.
greeneyebeauty9 28
Better sooner than later. It would've hurt more if this happened later down the line. (not saying it didn't hurt now)
fk18 27
Better to find out now than later, atleast you're not wasting your time anymore
Kataclysm97 32
That's a pretty immature way to deal with something that probably took a fair deal of courage for you to say :o People suck. FYL
Dunmerdude 13
Kind of like my dad
CallMeMcFeelii 13
I'm sorry, but for some reason your comment made me laugh like a ************. I may be an asshole..
CVTTRVN 19
*chuckles to self* eeeeeerhhmm sorry to hear that man
itsmegandoll 6
I'm sorry OP. You deserve better than that though.
chilevmv 7
Love hurts..