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Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41978) - you deserved it (4401)

On 10/26/2013 at 5:27pm - love - by CUCKOO (man) - United Kingdom

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Tell her that someone who says lol and rofl out loud messes with your spiritual energy!

#1 - On 10/26/2013 at 8:21pm by mrlaidback992

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Well, it will be easier to follow the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule with this one.

#8 - On 10/26/2013 at 8:26pm by Ytram

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