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Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML
Tell her that someone who says lol and rofl out loud messes with your spiritual energy!
Well, it will be easier to follow the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule with this one.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 December 2014