Today, my ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months. Afterwards, they had a beer, a long chat, and decided this was my fault and I wasn't worth the drama. FML
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Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I learned that my ex-boyfriend didn't cheat on me with my ex-best friend like he said. He just wanted an excuse to break up. To make matters worse, when I tried to talk to her, she slapped me and gave me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
A fight and a beer... that's some great male bonding right there.
herpaderpaherp 17
Best friends can meet anywhere
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herpaderpaherp 17
Best friends can meet anywhere
Nevermind212 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Assholes can get along too
Murilirum 23
Definitely guy thinking right there. Makes me so proud :p
raufintoff 15
How do you "casually date someone" for 9 whole months
tjv3 10
Yuck
tjv3 10
Oops sorry I misread that sorry OP
negb 30
This actually reminds me of the opening scene in the last Saw movie. The one with the cheating girl and her two boyfriends and they have to kill each other but in the end they realize she's a bitch and let her get cut open. Does someone see how I connected the two? :/
CrazyGirlfriend 21
75, OP said casually seeing not dating. meaning they probably had a few dates but nothing was official. it is quite often with today's society.
Nyx_fml 23
A fight and a beer... that's some great male bonding right there.
whos_ur_daddy1 19
Bros
Kamon97 23
Bros before hoes OP :p
Gingerette 8
But... Gardening is so economical... : (
Devindelon 17
Bromance
Welshite 39
Were you just awkwardly sitting across the room while they gossiped about you?
perdix 29
Maybe you turned two guys gay in the same day. One of the worst days in heterosexuality since the Kathy Bates sex tape went viral.
awesomeamandas 37
People can't just turn gay. Either they are or they aren't.
Welshite 39
#12: It's possible to change orientations.
mumblemore 10
They could realize they're gay.
annie_nk 22
Thank you Perdix. I could have gone my whole life without hearing the words *shudder* Kathy Bates sex tape. *gag*
greeneyebeauty9 28
#12 - I think they can. I know a friend who started gradually turning gay. they started bisexual, and then started to not like the opposite sex because of how much they got hurt by them.
Enslaved 36
That sex tape is called "Misery". You'll find it under the "hobbling". category. Got wood? You'll make her scream "God, I love you!"
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Usually after a fist fight you realize how dumb it really was. And in some cases you actually have respect for the guy you were just punching. It's very strange, but sometimes good things do happen after a round of fisticuffs. I'm sure you didn't do anything wrong, OP.
Gingerette 8
I'm not saying I'm a bruiser or anything, but most people I get into... Altercations with usually become some of my bester friends.
Mr_Loudmouth 9
Better friends
Chaith 16
A pretty insulting way for two guys to acknowledge that they are indeed, complete clowns. Haha.
azarel88 11
you obviously don't live in Australia.
Grayness_ 26
You know, maybe you did something. Confront them about what you did wrong, if any, for future relationships so you won't make the same mistake. IF you did do something wrong according to them.
sarcasticlover 30
hahaha....if it was a situation where girls fought for a guy.....it would've turned really nasty!
Britterz 12
chunks of hair and 20,000 personal insults later, women can be spiteful until the day we die.
narrowords 18
So unfortunately true. Women can be astonishingly competitive and underhanded. A girl who can box and move on would be so much easier to trust.
ninjuh_wingman 29
That's how a bromance works. Nothing breaks it up.