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Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38721) - you deserved it (11497)

On 10/22/2013 at 12:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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My question is why you have your history professors number in the first place.

#5 - On 10/22/2013 at 4:15pm by yukumariooo

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What was the reply?

#3 - On 10/22/2013 at 4:14pm by IworkAt711

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