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Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40706) - you deserved it (13088)

On 10/12/2013 at 4:28pm - love - by fuck.jpg.bmp.gif.rar.zip.shit (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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How do you have that as a reflex?

#2 - On 10/12/2013 at 8:07pm by Redoxx

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Rule 34 dictates that some guys are into that! You might be lucky, OP!

#1 - On 10/12/2013 at 8:07pm by marcranger

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