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Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36986) - you deserved it (20893)

On 10/09/2013 at 3:51am - love - by yeah hun i think insects arent animals too (woman) - Germany (Sachsen)

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Why degrade yourself OP? Intelligence is sexy.

#2 - On 10/09/2013 at 1:01pm by underscoreguy

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Tell him to just deal with it, don't pretend to be dumb.

#1 - On 10/09/2013 at 1:01pm by pipboy3billion

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