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Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38802) - you deserved it (4381)

On 10/04/2013 at 1:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

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A proper technique might be to tie him up so he can't get away.

#9 - On 10/04/2013 at 6:30am by buckdharma

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Might I suggest online dating?

#3 - On 10/04/2013 at 6:24am by tpm45

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