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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44884) - you deserved it (3862)

On 09/28/2013 at 12:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Serbia

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Maybe it's better that she changed her answer to no. Imagine what it would be like if you found out she was like that after being married to her.

#4 - On 09/28/2013 at 8:38pm by samabomination

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She sounds like a charmer

#2 - On 09/28/2013 at 8:36pm by Sea_shelle

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