Love: Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring...

By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:50 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 14:52 - United States - Hartford

Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML

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By fuckface? I wish - 30/11/2013 20:29 - Australia - Diamond Beach

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML

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By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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By single - 27/03/2020 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2018 15:00

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML

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samabomination 19

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:38

Maybe it's better that she changed her answer to no. Imagine what it would be like if you found out she was like that after being married to her.

Sea_shelle 12

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:36

She sounds like a charmer

Comments

captainmpg 9

Sunday 29 September 2013 5:18

You dodged a bullet there...move on

mikepzz 27

Sunday 29 September 2013 5:19

She just saved you a lot of time, money and pain.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 29 September 2013 5:22

Don't worry OP...she said yes...just resize the ring then it should be a true yes...

QueenSaru 28

Sunday 29 September 2013 6:13

It's not that the ring didn't fit, it was her overblown reaction to the ring that's the problem. Ring sizing is sometimes difficult to get perfect even when doing it in person (half/quarter sizes etc), nevermind trying to do it without the person actually there. What if he'd borrowed a ring of hers and it was an old one that didn't fit? It doesn't mean he didn't put thought into proposing, and rings are easily resized. However, if she's reacting this unreasonably to something, it's probably a sign that he needs to run fast in the other direction and be grateful she said no.