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Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML


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On 09/25/2013 at 6:12pm - love - by cinemasaddo (man) - United Kingdom

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And who exactly were the people you were trying to impress so much that you didn't want to be seen alone?

#5 - On 09/26/2013 at 3:07am by starile

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Ugh that sucks. Being stood up for a date is one of the worst things in dating. Sorry OP.

#1 - On 09/26/2013 at 3:02am by Rianokami

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