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Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML


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On 09/24/2013 at 3:15am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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At least he is a good friend and told you.

#2 - On 09/24/2013 at 10:10am by pikachulove14

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At least you found out that way, rather than her attempting cheating on you, and your friend was honest to tell you what happened, you have a good friend there

#7 - On 09/24/2013 at 10:12am by lukeyhoward79236

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