Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
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Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML
Today, I followed my wife out, since she's been acting strangely lately and I was suspicious. She met up with a guy at a restaurant, who she later claimed was her brother. Either she's cheating on me, or it's tradition in her family to make out and grope each other at the end of meals. FML
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MistySky 17
She ended up being more hungry than you thought... ;x
Stayin_Classy777 8
Kick that douche out of your life and also stop talking to your girlfriend
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Comments (104)
MistySky 17
She ended up being more hungry than you thought... ;x
Welshite 39
Well, they ARE in Hungary...
Shootermtd25 7
No, she wasn't Hungary, she was thirsty
Welshite 39
That's too bad. OP already had a Turkey sandwich prepared.
Obey_StudBoii 23
No. In my Ned Flanders voice "she wants the dilly".
LeFrogDog 27
she wanted a sausage not a sandwich
DKjazz 20
If OP was cool with it, she may have gotten a different kind of sandwich...
Fitzinator1995 13
Should of given her a snickers bar
Stayin_Classy777 8
Kick that douche out of your life and also stop talking to your girlfriend
sptriangle 16
He has the skills. you should take notes
Welshite 39
Or maybe they are both inconsiderate cheaters.
DrownedMyFish 18
Yes OP, take notes from your backstabbing brother. You can be an atomic douche just like him!
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Just examine the blood on your knuckles after you bash him in the nose. That's all the notes you need to learn from a ****** like that.
rocker_chick105 31
No OP, take notes from 3. I mean with that picture and those abs, he must get all the ladies!
kingwatto 9
Yeah, all the girls at the kindergarten, what is he, 8 years old or something, what the **** would #3 know about skills??
xSunnyOlivia 17
I think its time for a new gf. Sorry OP. That sucks. Plus your brother shouldn't have let her make out with him anyway.
BeccaHugs 17
I feel like he should be more upset by the fact that his brother would do that to him than his girlfriend. Family just shouldn't do that to family.
micha090 21
I hope you that you kicked your brother's nut sack and dumped her sorry ass. She's a bitch and your brother is a douche for doing it to you OP.
kaitlynjane 28
"He shouldn't have let her make out with him." That's implying that she was the only one doing something wrong and the brother just didn't stop it. Who's to say the brother didn't put the moves on her, first? Either way, they both did something incredibly ****** up, and they are both at fault.
Arthurie 30
You mean 'now ex-girlfriend', right?
ihateallofyou1 9
I hope you dumped her.
hghrider123456 9
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
xInwex 12
Who does that? Seriously? I hope you dumped her ass.
IloveToLaugh143 21
It's alright. Just call 1-800-CHOKE-DAT-HOE. Sorry about that:/ You must feel *****-able. Excuse the pun.
FlyingLeumer 19
That's what I call a double whammy. Sorry OP :(