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Today, the guy I love asked me if hooking up counted as dating, because he thinks I'm "super hot," but he doesn't want "all the relationship shit." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44130) - you deserved it (4782)

On 09/09/2013 at 8:46am - love - by Renagirl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Sounds like an ass.

#1 - On 09/09/2013 at 1:24pm by Vitualamen

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What a superficial dick. Don't hook up with an arrogant asswad like that.

#3 - On 09/09/2013 at 1:26pm by olpally

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