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Today, my boyfriend's freshly-repainted car got keyed. He's literally more of an inconsolable wreck now than he was when his own mother passed away last year. When I tried hinting that he was overreacting, he told me to go to hell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37255) - you deserved it (8569)

On 08/31/2013 at 12:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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You don't fuck with a man's car... Because I'm sure it wasn't cheap.

#5 - On 08/31/2013 at 9:07pm by DDCA

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It's amazing what people put at the top of their priority lists when it comes to reacting...

#2 - On 08/31/2013 at 9:05pm by Mirorbo

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