Today, I got home from work a little late due to bad traffic. My wife kissed me, then flew into a rage and swore that I had the taste of penis on my lips, accusing me of cheating on her with a guy. Apparently she got this insane "test your man" idea from some Cosmo-type magazine. FML

by Anonymous / 08/30/2013 at 12:14pm / United States (Washington) / Love

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  • She probably just had the taste of penis on her lips and got confused.

    Honest mistake, no harm done :D

    #1 - On 08/30/2013 at 8:22pm by perdix

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  • Those magazines are evil, man

    #3 - On 08/30/2013 at 8:25pm by massinator5

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