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Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52367) - you deserved it (8744)

On 08/20/2013 at 1:38pm - love - by LizzyJones - United Kingdom (Derby)

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Buy him an awesome vibrator

#1 - On 08/20/2013 at 5:30pm by zingline89

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give him tampons and pink nail polish

#6 - On 08/20/2013 at 5:34pm by Evilbear

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