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Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43071) - you deserved it (9631)

On 08/10/2013 at 6:48am - love - by fml (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Be thankful, honesty in a marriage is very key to a long and successful one.

#2 - On 08/10/2013 at 9:52am by beddington

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I thought women want a guy that is honest :p

#5 - On 08/10/2013 at 9:52am by Nomadic1

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