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Today, I asked out a guy at work that I really like. He just stared at me and said, "Honestly? I'd rather smash my balls with a mallet. No offense." FML

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On 08/09/2013 at 10:54am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - France

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"As you wish."

Asshole.

#1 - On 08/09/2013 at 12:56pm by DocBastard

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What a douche. He could have said it nicer. You definitely dodged a bullet there OP.

#2 - On 08/09/2013 at 12:56pm by Fireashes250

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